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RE: Competition: Lifetime Spooks Membership! - A Cousin - 25-08-2010 06:27 PM
I'll get you started, YFM:
Why do cavemen drag their women by the hair?
Because if they dragged them by their feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
That is the first joke my husband ever told me. We go downhill from there...
RE: Competition: Lifetime Spooks Membership! - Nia M - 25-08-2010 07:57 PM
I'm awful when it comes to jokes. I think 'What did the big glass of wine say to the little glass of wine?' is about my limit...
(Answer is 'You're too young to get drunk' in case anyone was wondering)
Entry
RE: Competition: Lifetime Spooks Membership! - deebab - 25-08-2010 08:20 PM
What did the 0 say to the 8?
.
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Nice belt.
(I know its not that funny but I am really bad at remembering jokes)
RE: Competition: Lifetime Spooks Membership! - tyme4t - 25-08-2010 08:23 PM
(giggling & groaning at the same time at those jokes....)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel ...
RE: Competition: Lifetime Spooks Membership! - A Cousin - 25-08-2010 08:29 PM
deebab, I think that's hysterical but you've witnessed my intellectual level when I comes to jokes.
Here's another:
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
RE: Competition: Lifetime Spooks Membership! - tyme4t - 26-08-2010 12:13 AM
I
Matthew Macfadyen 
RE: Competition: Lifetime Spooks Membership! - Nia M - 26-08-2010 12:52 AM
Really?? I'd never have guessed
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RE: Competition: Lifetime Spooks Membership! - tyme4t - 26-08-2010 01:17 AM
Wednesday, August 25th
The 237th day of 2010.
There are 128 days left in the year.
August 25, 1975
The album "Born to Run" by Bruce Springsteen was released.
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RE: Competition: Lifetime Spooks Membership! - YourFutureMuse - 26-08-2010 05:48 PM
Cringing as I type
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9
(I know it's an old one but hey
)
RE: Competition: Lifetime Spooks Membership! - tyme4t - 26-08-2010 05:51 PM
YFM...we are on the same wavelength! I was coming here to post that exact joke!!!
Weird...still this post counts as an entry!