Series 9 Spoiler Usage

[A Cousin]

Holy Tap Dancing Jesus! We're like a pack of rabid dogs out there!

I am going to have to avoid everything that has a spoiler tag on it, aren't I? I have always told my husband that I may know what happens but I don't know how it happens. Since I am in the US and 7 years late for the party, I'm used to spoilers, but this is ridiculous!

Specifically as it pertains to unaired series/episodes, would it be possible extend the spoiler tags to cover individual commentary and analysis of articles as well?

For instance, something like this...

Series 9 Spoiler: show

harry will grow a beard

I hope Ruth likes facial hair!

...kind of gives it away! Speculation is speculation but restating what an article gives away in another way is still a spoiler.