Things I learnt from watching Spooks

[BravoNine]

When stranded on a foreign continent, take a job to bomb your country's embassy, kill your only strangely look-alike friend on that continent for his passport, return home to become a spy, spend 8 years being tortured in prison for self-punishment reasons, and then when your old boss comes back and leaves you with a briefcase of your old stuff, immediately go after your old lover and risk everything for him or her, and when he or she dies, you jump off a building to end your miserable life.

Well there ya go, my life is planned out!