Harry Pearce Facts
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27-05-2010, 06:37 AM
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RE: Harry Pearce Facts
If Harry Pearce were to grow a beard, the universe would implode from its brilliance.
Harry Pearce does not use an ATM card, but simply scowls at the machine until it gives up money... this usually takes 3 seconds. Scientists needed to rename the event that caused the beginning of the universe, as Harry Pearce has been given the classification "The Big Boom". Harry Pearce once killed a traitor with a house key and a slip of paper - the report was classified Eyes Only Level 9, due to the horrific details. Harry Pearce was once shot point blank in the chest. When asked how it felt, he replied, "It tickled." |
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