Harry Pearce Facts

[Jackdaw]

God is the son of Harry Pearce.

Harry Pearce is the rightfull heir to the British throne.

The world would prefer to watch Harry Pearces wedding to Ruth Evershed, than watch Will and Kates.

Harry Pearce does not dine out on his knighthood.

Harry Pearce is sorry for anyone who has hurt their lips.

Harry Pearce shot JR.

Harry Pearce taught Michael Jackson how to Moonwalk.

Harry Potter didnt kill Lord Voldermort, Harry Pearce did.

Harry Pearce didnt defeat Voldermort with magic, just his pout.

Harry Pearce can have you fitted with a cowbell.

Harry Pearce chooses his frown with his tie in the morning.

Harry Pearce doesnt just rule, he reigns.

Harry Pearce can make love and impregnate a woman just by looking at her.

Harry Pearce has a 'I want some good news face'.

Gene Hunt took lessons on 'how to show them whos boss' from Harry Pearce.

Harry Pearce can turn base metals into gold.

In the dictionary, under the words: Loyal, Respect, Poet, Lover, Ruthless, Honerable, Sexy, Worshipped, Fearless is a picture of Harry Pearce.

Only Harry Pearce knows the true meaning of the word 'Ruthless'.

Harry Pearce may hate the word cool but he still invented it.

The only person who could tell Maggie Thatcher what to do was Harry Pearce.

The Queen of England has a crush on Harry Pearce.

Harry Pearce wrote most the Beatles songs.

No one puts Harry Pearce in the corner.

Harry Pearce is the only remaining living Jedi.

Harry Pearce is so cool Peter Firth worships him.

Harry Pearce is the only man in the world who knows how to remove his sock 'sexily' (if that is a word) before getting into bed.

Harry Pearce was Shakespeares English teacher.

Harry Pearce taught Mr Darcy how to perfect the art of smouldering.

Only Harry Pearce can bestow the honour of 'Born Spook' on someone.

(And last but not least)

In the words of Ruth Evershed: "Harry Pearce goes, and what happens to MI5?"