Harry Pearce Facts

[Nitrus]

I've stole a couple, but most of these are my own creation:

Harry Pearce can get a confession out of someone by walking into the room.

There is no God, there is only Harry Pearce.

When Harry Pearce is angry, people kill themselves to escape the wrath.

When Harry Pearce lost his car keys, he tortured himself until he gave up their location.

You might think you're following Harry Pearce, but you're not. Harry Pearce is always following you.

Harry Pearce doesn't have secrets, he has yours.

Harry Pearce feeds on the souls of FSB agents.

When you kidnap Harry Pearce, it's because Harry Pearce is bored.

Harry Pearce doesn't quote Shakespeare, Shakespeare quotes Harry Pearce.

Harry Pearce can divide by 0.

Pi is not infinite but Harry Pearce is.